Gobble gobble it’s turkey day.
Golden brown turkey on a tray.
Lets eat turkey every day and night.
Huge turkey dinners are a great sight!
But you may not think it is so much fun,
if you’re the turkey at the end of the gun.
A turkey might have something else to say.
“How would you all like a people day!”
People and gravy, mash potatoes and corn!
Revenge of the turkey, a turkey’s scorn!
Good thing turkeys are pretty dumb,
cause a people day doesn’t sound fun!